How the Jones ruined the Grinch

I love it when a book is adapted for a TV or a movie, if it's done well. If it remains true to the essence.

The Lord of the Rings movies were very faithful, recently. The original Dune movie was a travesty. The Dune TV miniseries on Sci-Fi Channel was very well done

For years I've been watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

A couple of years back, someone bought our son Stephen Christopher the book, and last year, I started reading it to him. It actually turned up in June and he wanted me to read it then, so I did. off and on. Now that it's Christmas, I've read it to him a few times. Yet I haven't watched the Grinch since I started reading it. I always thought it was a faithful adaptation.

I'm of course talking about the half-hour cartoon — narrated by the legendary Boris Karloff, directed by the legendary Chuck Jones of Bugs Bunny fame. Not the movie by Ron Howard, which was another travesty.

I know they had to add stuff to make a TV show. They added the wonderful "Mr. Grinch" song. 

They added all the Seussian names of the toys and instruments and sporting toys of the Who girls and boys.

Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff
like dingle balls and who floo fluff
Trim up the town with goo who gums
and bizzle binks and wumms

I get that.

They added the song that all the Whos, the tall and the small, sing with and without presents, one and all.

Fah who for-aze! Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze! Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Christmas, Welcome Christmas,
Come this way! Come this way!"

I get that.

In the case of the cartoon, what they added, I thought, added to the essence of the original.

But this morning, I realized how wrong I'd been. Patricia caught the cartoon on the satellite and saved it on the DVR.

While I needed the sleep, Stephen woke me up,, so I put on the TV in our bedroom. We watched the Grinch.

Twice.

After the first time, I told him to get his book and to read along while I continued to snooze a bit. When I didn't want to watch it a third time. So I said, "Want to read the book?"

So we read it. And then I saw it. Read it. Stephen heard it, too, and noted it, immediately. Children note even the smallest change discrepency, distortion or bingle-macfortion..

And I wonder why they have to play with and RUIN the essence of something so quintessential.

Here it is. In the both stories, the Grinch, having completed his costume, needs a ride.

A reindeer. 

The Grinch looked around.
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch...?
No! The Grinch simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his dog Max. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big horn on top of his head. 

 We love Max, by the way.

Can you see the horror. That is the original, the true, the essential quintessential Grinch.

But ... I almost can't type this.

SEE!

Red thread.

But in the cartoon, the Grinch used black thread.

SEE!

Why do they have to mess with things? Why RUIN them?

I'm sure it was the black thread industry giving a "secret" donation to the project in exchange for the dialogue change.

So there you have it. I always thought the cartoon was a faithful adaptation. But it's a cop out. A sellout. 

How the Grinch Stole Christmas, the cartoon, came out just before Christmas in 1966. It is as old as me. After 44 years, can it possibly be a sellout?

OK, so I'm just joking.
The Christmas letter this year, I just wasn't up for it. I lost my job in June and was out of work until October.
I found a nice job, but it's a LONG commute.
It was a great year for Patricia. She switched jobs and is now editor of the Catholic News Herald. She redesigned it and is getting it a real website. It's an opportunity for her to grow in her faith as well as a job. I'm happy for her.
Stephen Christopher remains purely wonderful for all who know him. Harry and Annie are doing well
Have a merry Christmas. (E-mail still the best way to reach me. I check it every day.)
We love you.
Stephen, Patricia, Stephen Christopher, Harry and Annie

Happy New Year too.
 

The Trim up the tree song --

Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff
like dingle balls and who floo fluff
Trim up the town with goo who gums
and bizzle binks and wumms
Trim every blessed window
and trim every blessed door
hang up who boo who biks
then run out and get some more
Hang pantookas on the ceiling
pile pantpoomas on the floor
Trim every blessed needle
on the blessed Christmas tree
Christmas comes tomorrow
Trim you, Trim me!
Trim up your pets with fuzzle fuzz
and bliffer bloops and wuzzle wuzz
Trim up your uncle and your aunt
with yards of foofa flant
Trim every house in Whoville
from the cellar to the roof
Hang up a mile of bafflers
and three miles of snaffer snooze
Hang dang dongers on the bathtub
Trim the occuphant with floof
To every home in Whoville
and to every blessed who
Christmas comes tomorrow
Trim me, trim you!
Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff
like dingle balls and who floo fluff
Trim up the town with goo who gums
and bizzle binks and.... wumms!
Trim up the tree with bizzle binks and wumms!

Welcome Christmas --

Fah who for-aze, dah hoo dor-aze,
Welcome Christmas, come this way
Fah who for-aze, dah hoo dor-aze,
Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day

Welcome, welcome, fah who rah-moose
Welcome, welcome, dah who dah-moose
Christmas Day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp

Fah who for-aze, dah who dor-aze,
Welcome Christmas, bring your cheer
Fah who for-aze, dah who dor-aze
Welcome all Whos far and near

Welcome Christmas fah who rah-moose
Welcome Christmas dah who dah-moose
Christmastime will always be
Just as long as we have we

Welcome Christmas
Fah who rah-moose!
Welcome Christmas
Dah who dah-moose!

Welcome Christmas
While we stand
Heart to heart
And hand in hand

Fah who for-aze
Dah who dor-aze
Welcome welcome
Christmas, Christmas Day

Fah who for-aze, dah who dor-aze,
Welcome Christmas, bring your light
Ooooooo…

(You can find that song online done by the cast of Glee. They change the lyric from so long as we have we to song long as we have glee. See? Sellouts abound.)

Here's a great link to some recapping of the behind-the-scenes stuff on "The Grinch."

What you may not know about "How the Grinch Stole Christmas."

Christmas pictures

 

Christmas 1

Christmas 2

YouTube - Stephen Christopher goes to McAdenville

YouTube - Stephen Christopher goes to McAdenville

"Are you John Lennon?"

The column began -- "That summer in Breezy Point, when he was 18 and out of Madison High in Brooklyn, there was the Beatles on the radio at the beach through the hot days and on the jukebox through the nights in the Sugar Bowl and the Kennedys. He was young and he let his hair grow and there were girls and it was the important part of life."
It was written in December, 1980.
The column ends,"Tony Palma said to himself, I don't think so. Moran shook his head. He thought about his two kids, who know every one of the Beatles big tunes. And Jim Moran and Tony Palma, older now, cops in a world with no fun, stood in the emergency room as John Lennon, whose music they knew, whose music was known everywhere on earth, became another person who died after being shot with a gun on the streets of New York."
Jimmy Breslin, still the best, writing about John Lennon's shooting. But he doesn't focus on the star. He focuses on a couple of beat cops.
And the gun. He focused on the gun.
Still the best. He was at home in bed at 11:20 p.m. when he got the call. He lived in Queens. He got dressed, went to the scene, found the beat cops, went to the hospital, then got back to the office to write this column by 1:30 a.m. He says in "The Wolrd According to Breslin, while admitting a mistake in a street name in the column, that he knows of nobody who can do that kind of work so quickly.
I've never come across anyone who could. I could do the bit about getting a call and springing into action. But I've not quite been able to get words so well done so quickly.
No one comes close.
John Lennon was shot dead on the streets of New York 30 years ago today.


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The Gamecocks are fighting the Auburn Tigers today at the Georgia Dome for the SEC Championship. Some days, never thought this day would come.
Awesome, baby. Awesome.
4 p.m. on CBS if you want to watch what might be history.