Friday, August 31, 2012
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Awards
Don't know why I didn't post this when it happened.
But I won some design awards in the 2012 S.C. Press Association contest.
Awards.
From the story: "Designer Stephen Guilfoyle, who designs page for both the Morning News and its affiliated weekly papers, won three awards, including first in Page One Portfolio for work on the Hartsville Messenger."
List of awards:
Page One Portfolio-Hartsville Messenger (1st),
Single Page Design-All Dailies (second),
Page One Design-Dailies 20,000- 50,000 (3rd)
The daily awards were in competition against the medium-sized dailies in South Carolina. The first place award was against two-three times a week publications.
Awards.
From the story: "Designer Stephen Guilfoyle, who designs page for both the Morning News and its affiliated weekly papers, won three awards, including first in Page One Portfolio for work on the Hartsville Messenger."
List of awards:
Page One Portfolio-Hartsville Messenger (1st),
Single Page Design-All Dailies (second),
Page One Design-Dailies 20,000- 50,000 (3rd)
The daily awards were in competition against the medium-sized dailies in South Carolina. The first place award was against two-three times a week publications.
Comeuppance?
Years ago, I wrote an editorial about a slightly veiled white supremacist being appointed to the S.C. Board of Education. It was mind boggling at the time.
The editorial is one of a package that helped me win an editorial writing award. It's the first one at this link here.
Turns out, that in addition to his charming white supremacy and lack of proper grammar in making public statements, another delightful aspect of his personality is criminality.
Ex-councilman pleads guilty in Ponzi scheme.
I'm not saying I told you so.
Writing it down instead.
The editorial is one of a package that helped me win an editorial writing award. It's the first one at this link here.
Turns out, that in addition to his charming white supremacy and lack of proper grammar in making public statements, another delightful aspect of his personality is criminality.
Ex-councilman pleads guilty in Ponzi scheme.
I'm not saying I told you so.
Writing it down instead.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Sunday, June 17, 2012
For Father's Day: Last blast from the past
After a year, time for review
To: Stephen Christopher
From: Mom and Dad
Re: Performance to date
We’ve decided to sit down with you now, a little earlier
than normal, and review your performance.
We know your official anniversary date isn’t until tomorrow,
but your mother and I aren’t sticklers for full formality.
We’ve been for the most part pleased with your performance,
so you’ll be happy
to know we’ve decided to keep you on with the organization.
And we believe the positives outweigh the negatives, so we
believe there is room for advancement in the organization.
But we also believe in setting goals. We’ve allowed you in
this first year to kind find your way with the organization.
We were really pleased you were able to join us a year ago.
It was an intense,
nine-month negotiation before the deal was clinched, and
that last session —
what a whopper.
Started at 10:45 p.m. on a Thursday night and didn’t finish
until 6:32 p.m. the next day.
As noted, we’ve been extremely pleased since.
You’ve shown a real flair for making people smile,
particularly your grandmothers.
But I think you made your Grandpa Guilfoyle almost cry a
couple of times as well — one of those “happy cry” type things — but you need
to watch that in the future.
Your strengths? For one, you are doing very well at keeping
a schedule. Like your father, you have a real talent for sleeping. Also like
your father, you can almost walk a straight line. You like to prop yourself up
on the biplane your Grandma and Grandpa Larson bought you, but you are beginning
to move away from needing that.
You have shown a talent for sucking up in specific ways to
your Daddy.
You kissed him three times on Father’s Day, but really
haven’t that much since. You also said “Dada” first, and meant it. but you gave
it up after a couple of days.
You perk up with a smile whenever you are around your
mother, and she can make you laugh like no one else can.
That’s a more generic way of sucking up. Both your mother
and I don’t mind the sucking up.
We aren’t criticizing. We just want to make a note of it
now, so you’ll know, later on, that we were on to you from the get-go.
Yes, this memo is going in your permanent file with the
organization.
You already can throw very good. A small ball gets tossed across
the room with either arm. You roll your big ball with your mother, playing a
roll-y kind of catch which she thinks is brilliant.
Your Father wants you to be a major league pitcher sohe can
sponge off you in his
dotage. Unfortunately, his dotage is probably going to start
next week, so you might have to grow up kind of fast.
You crawl with speed. You are active and fast.
There is some room for improvement in several key areas,
however. You haven’t said “Mama” yet, and we’d really like to see some movement
in that area.
You have steadfastly refused to settle on a hair color, but
what little colorless hair you have is getting almost long enough to need a
trip to the barber shop.
You do seem to catch a lot of colds. But when you go to the
doctor’s office, you are
almost uniformly a good boy.
You do seem to fuss a lot when you have a cold and your
mother and I have to
suction your nose.
Let’s set a timetable for you to learn how to blow your own
nose, and thus we won’t have to keep doing this unpleasant task. We won’t feel
guilty making you cry, and you will get your nose cleared out that much sooner.
It will be a win-win for all involved.
We’d like to see some more movement in the teeth area as
well. A little girl born just one week before you has more than twice as many
teeth as you.
Your mother believes in this area that whatever pace you are
on is fine.
Your father is too competitive for his own good. You not
only need to catch up, you need to get ahead and stay ahead.
We’re not just talking incisors. We’d like to see some
cuspids and molars within the next year.
You haven’t noticed, but we have —you have actually stood on
your own a couple of times without holding on. but you snake your arm back to
daddy’s leg or the ottoman or the couch or whatever you are leaning on.
When you don’t think about it, you can stand.
When you think about what you are doing, you fall on your
butt. Boom.
We don’t want you to not think, but you need to not think
about this area a lot
more.
I’ve started working with you on standing a little bit.
But this is another thing where you are going to have to do
most of the work.
Once you stand on your own, you’ll quickly be walking on
your own.
Your mother wants to see this as much as possible.
Your father is afraid he definitely won’t be able to keep up
once you’re really moving along.
This review, of course, comes after the positive reviews you
got at your three-month and six-month probationary periods.
As per organization policy, at this stage, with the good
reviews, we have indeed decided to make you a permanent part of the
organization.
From now on out, there will just be annual reviews.
In other words, we guess we’re going to keep you.
For Father's Day: Another blast from the past
I wrote this for my dad's birthday in 2000.
Dad taught me to be who I am
News Editor
Stephen Guilfoyle
When he was born –
• a man named Franklin Delano Roosevelt was
not yet president.
• the greatest epoch of the 20th Century,
World War II, was nine years in the future;
• a small man full of hatred was legally
forbidden to speak in Germany, but Adolf Hitler, not yet elected to anything,
was gaining influence and backing from powerful industrialists of that country;
• there was a 40-foot deep pit on the corner
of Fifth Avenue and 32nd Street, where, 18 months later, would rise the grandest
building ever built, the Empire State Building; and
• the New York Yankees were the greatest
baseball team ever, with a lineup that included Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig.
I’m a mean kid at times and sometimes I make
fun of my dad for being old.
But I look back on the world into which he
was born and I realize that he has indeed somehow, behind my back, really
gotten old.
I’ve never much written about my dad because
it’s more fun to make fun of Mom, because her sense of humor is always taxed.
I often wonder why someone like Dad, who
always jokes, ended up with Mom, who almost never does.
Dad and I go to movies. That’s what we do. We
talk football now.
I am whatever kind of man one might think I
am because of what I learn from him.
But I learn not from him telling me what he
wants to teach, but from my watching what he
does.
I picked the historical markers, because they
all have some significance to either his life or my
view of it.
Roosevelt, well, that’s my joke. “Geez, Dad,
you were born before Roosevelt was President.”
And Roosevelt was president for a long time.
The Empire State Building, well, I connect
that with Dad because he’s always seemed to
me a New Yorker. He’s settled down fine in
South Carolina these past 20 years, but it’s just not his natural place.
If someone were to put him in an alien zoo
and were to create his natural habitat, there would have to be canyons made of
concrete and glass and subways.
Hitler is not included because Dad was a
tyrant. Dad is a gentle man. But Dad took a little trip to Ireland when he was
a youth and got stuck there for years because of World War II.
He was raised over there by his aunt.
It shaped him to be a very different sort
from his brother and his sister.
I include the Yankees because, despite being
born in the Bronx, the Yankees were never his team.
But it is important to note that the greatest
team of all time was the Yankees of the ’30s.
When my father was born in 1930, those
Yankees were a segregated team, white men only need apply.
One of the most important lessons I learned
from my father, and about my father, came unspoken
but etched in deep.
My father’s favorite baseball team was dem
Bums, the Brooklyn Dodgers. His favorite player
was Jackie Robinson.
My father loved Jackie Robinson’s ability to
make a play out of nothing, score a run after getting
walked to first base.
It taught me all I ever needed to know about
race relations and how to judge people. You judge a man by his ability, not by
the color of his skin.
What a fabulous teacher he was. I gained a
core belief in justice and fair play and fundamental human equality, just because
Dad said, “Jackie Robinson was my favorite baseball player.”
So my Dad turned 70 Tuesday.
I wish there were someway to stop it, but I
can’t. Instead, I’ll remember again all that he’s taught me. .
And I’ll feel humbled, because I’m not half
the man he is, but I’ll feel lucky that I know to keep trying to measure up
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