Tweet a twit

That Jimmy Jeet, that Jimmy Jeet!
I do not like that Jimmy Jeet!

"Would you like to twit a tweet?"

I would not like to twit a tweet.
I would not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"Might you twit some here or there?
"Might you twit about your hair?"

I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"Could you twit about your dog?
"Could you twit about a log?"

I could not, would not twit my dog.
I could not, would not 'bout a log.
I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"Could you twit you missed the train?
"Just 1-4-0 about your plane?"

I could not twit I missed the train.
Nor 1-4-0 about my plane.
I could not, would not twit my dog.
I could not, would not 'bout a log.
I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"A twit, perhaps, about a boat?
"Or where's the best root beer float?"

No twit, perhaps, about a boat.
Nor where to find root beer float.
I could not twit I missed the train.
Not 1-4-0 about my plane.
I could not, would not twit my dog.
I could not, would not 'bout a log.
I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"Are you sure you will not tweet?
"You can meet girls (It's pretty sweet)."

What's that my fine young Jimmy Jeet?
Girls to meet who are so sweet?
All I need is just to tweet?

"That's true," says little Jimmy Jeet --
"Just hashtag babes when you tweet."

No no no no, I must be firm.
I am no worm in need of a perm.
Tweeting for girls would make me squirm/
So
No twit, perhaps, about a boat.
Nor where to find root beer float.
I could not twit I missed the train.
Not 1-4-0 about my plane.
I could not, would not twit my dog.
I could not, would not 'bout a log.
I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"Why won't you tweet? I must know.
"I'll help you tweet, let's make it so.
"Twitter's new and can't be beat.
"I say it's so, I'm Jimmy Jeet."

Jimmy Jeet, I'm sad to say.
I'll never tweet, not any day.
No no no no, I must be firm.
No twit, perhaps, about a boat.
Nor where to find a root beer float.
I could not twit I missed the train.
No 1-4-0 about my plane.
I could not, would not twit my dog.
I could not, would not 'bout a log.
I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER!

Dr. Juice.

Stephen Guilfoyle's Twitter handle -- SGuilfoyleUSA@twitter.com