Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Tweet a twit

That Jimmy Jeet, that Jimmy Jeet!
I do not like that Jimmy Jeet!

"Would you like to twit a tweet?"

I would not like to twit a tweet.
I would not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"Might you twit some here or there?
"Might you twit about your hair?"

I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"Could you twit about your dog?
"Could you twit about a log?"

I could not, would not twit my dog.
I could not, would not 'bout a log.
I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"Could you twit you missed the train?
"Just 1-4-0 about your plane?"

I could not twit I missed the train.
Nor 1-4-0 about my plane.
I could not, would not twit my dog.
I could not, would not 'bout a log.
I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"A twit, perhaps, about a boat?
"Or where's the best root beer float?"

No twit, perhaps, about a boat.
Nor where to find root beer float.
I could not twit I missed the train.
Not 1-4-0 about my plane.
I could not, would not twit my dog.
I could not, would not 'bout a log.
I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"Are you sure you will not tweet?
"You can meet girls (It's pretty sweet)."

What's that my fine young Jimmy Jeet?
Girls to meet who are so sweet?
All I need is just to tweet?

"That's true," says little Jimmy Jeet --
"Just hashtag babes when you tweet."

No no no no, I must be firm.
I am no worm in need of a perm.
Tweeting for girls would make me squirm/
So
No twit, perhaps, about a boat.
Nor where to find root beer float.
I could not twit I missed the train.
Not 1-4-0 about my plane.
I could not, would not twit my dog.
I could not, would not 'bout a log.
I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

"Why won't you tweet? I must know.
"I'll help you tweet, let's make it so.
"Twitter's new and can't be beat.
"I say it's so, I'm Jimmy Jeet."

Jimmy Jeet, I'm sad to say.
I'll never tweet, not any day.
No no no no, I must be firm.
No twit, perhaps, about a boat.
Nor where to find a root beer float.
I could not twit I missed the train.
No 1-4-0 about my plane.
I could not, would not twit my dog.
I could not, would not 'bout a log.
I might not twit some here or there
I might not twit about my hair.
I do not like to Twit a Tweet.
I do not twit some, Jimmy Jeet.

I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER!

Dr. Juice.

Stephen Guilfoyle's Twitter handle -- SGuilfoyleUSA@twitter.com

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Five years ago today

U.S. Rep. Mark Foley, R-Fla., resigned after being confronted with sexually explicit computer messages he’d sent to former House pages.
From the Associated Press

This is relavent because THIS is the reason the Democrats were able to take control of the U.S. House of Represenatives in 2006. This scandal, and revelations that then-GOP Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert was trying to keep it low-key or even cover it up, made the electorate sick to their stomach.
Democrats didn't have any kind of a mandate to do what they wanted to do. The voters wanted to throw the bums in control out. At the time, those were the Republicans.
They might have had a bit of a mandate in 2008, with Obama's election. But they squandered it.
This is the most politically inept White House — politically — possibly ever.